Make sure they stick out a bit on the top. The capillary acton from the tightly packed spahetti draws the wine up so you can drink it.

Going literally shitty on this one. This will probably also be a decent survey of lemmy's demographics; every man I've shared this with reacts in abject terror while all the women who didn't know you can do this look like a divine revelation had struck them. 🤣

Helps if they ~~'re not huge nerds who spend all their time talking about the true definition of randomness and/or already have a number they consider the sexiest~~ have reduced STEM knowledge overall, somewhat irrespective of other intelligences.

It's a good tip, but shitty.

This just happened to me in the guest bathroom of someone I barely knew. The bathroom was meters away from the meeting.

Never. Again.

This can also save you shoveling/plowing your driveway, simply drive over the accumulated snow at high speed. Make sure to avoid getting stuck however.

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It only takes 25k miles to circumnavigate the world. No passport required!

This one is quite old & good. I hope it is new for you.

Before your first date go to an MMA dojo and insult anyone walking out so you have a cover for why you aren't like your profile.

Post that doesn't makes sense.

Peter Daou @peterdaou

"Don't suck up to politicians, make them work for you." 5:03 AM · Aug 1, 2023