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[-] Bonsoir@lemmy.ca 42 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

« I form the light and create darkness, I bring prosperity and create disaster; I rail and get railed in a sundress; I, the LORD, do all these things. »

  • Isaiah 45:7, probably
[-] RamblingPanda@lemmynsfw.com 15 points 6 months ago

Welcome back to heaven, Jesus!

Man, that was fun. Next time I'm going as a girl in a sundress!

[-] mindbleach@sh.itjust.works 2 points 6 months ago

Second coming, to-do list: get nailed between two dudes.

"I am gonna be a lot more specific, for the third coming. And ideally the fourth and fifth."

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