FINGER BLASTED!

This is my surprised face

So, off to get a new set of screwdrivers!

Thank you AI, you're my best friend! 💖

Half the bacon is candy and the bread is a cake.

I mean I do like beans, but it's not love. It's a mutual feeling of appreciation. I think.

And eat stones. A healthy diet should contain at least one small rock a day.

Shark shit?

Well, did you try? I didn't, and I've not been sharkuterie'd yet.

Which one of the demented old men do you mean? It's not like any of them were impressive.

And dangerous to all of us.