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[-] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 113 points 7 months ago

He goes inside, the door slams shut, demonic noises for five minutes, then the door flies open and an angry, bloody Gordon Ramsey comes stomping out

"Why do you have a FUCKING gateway to the demonic realm in your restaurant?! Do you have any idea how many lost souls I found in there?! ANSWER ME!!!"

[-] sbv@sh.itjust.works 43 points 7 months ago

SHUT IT DOWN! SHUT IT DOWN!

[-] tkk13909@sopuli.xyz 35 points 7 months ago

Exactly 0% of that blood is his

[-] elbucho@lemmy.world 10 points 7 months ago

He didn't get his black belt for nothing.

[-] clay_pidgin@sh.itjust.works 25 points 7 months ago

AND NONE OF THE SOULS WERE REFRIGERATED!

[-] Taleya@aussie.zone 8 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

Ramsay vs SCP-087

Or ramsay is what's knocking on the door

[-] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 3 points 7 months ago

You mean Gordon Ramsey hasn't yet been issued an SCP number?

[-] Taleya@aussie.zone 4 points 7 months ago

Has Clef?

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