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(lemmy.world)
This is a community for Dads. Single Dads, new Dads, Step-Dads, tall Dads, short Dads, and any other kind of Dad. If you've got kids in your life that you love and provide for, come join us as we discuss everything from birth announcements to code browns in the shower.
Man. My kids are just getting out of the hand holding stage. I love that they're getting more mature, but I really miss those hot slimy little hands.
And oh so sticky
You don't realize how slimy/sticky kids are until you have your own. Like, they're clearly gross, but you don't realize how gross.
You can explain hygiene to a four year old until you're blue in the face and they'll still turn around and chase a chicken nugget under the booth at a restaurant.
Kid - Dad can I [Blank]
Dad - I'll arm wrestle you for it.
problem solved lol