muffedtrims
joined 3 years ago
Who wants a mustache ride?!
Who knew that having policy positions that help regular people would be so popular?
Store brand Rob Riggle
Hey! You can't say that about what's his name
Do they come with a mark?
I'm in a hole
Covid 2: Electric Boogaloo
If you can get paid for doing what you love you'll never work a day in your life.
Same as seeing signs for non-potable water at camp sites. As long as you don't put it in a pot it's safe to drink, right?
If Ed Sheeran were cornbread, he wouldn't be the dry, crumbly kind, but rather a warm, comforting, and subtly sweet loaf, baked to golden perfection.
He'd have a rustic, wholesome charm, much like his acoustic melodies. His crust would be a deep, inviting golden-brown, with just a hint of crispness, reminiscent of the sun-kissed fields of Suffolk where his music often finds its roots. Beneath that, the interior would be incredibly soft and tender, a testament to the heartfelt vulnerability he pours into his lyrics.
The texture would be finely-grained yet substantial, holding together beautifully, much like the intricate layers of his loop pedal performances. You'd find tiny, glistening kernels of corn throughout, each one a little burst of sunshine, symbolizing the bright, optimistic moments in his songs.
His flavor profile would be a harmonious blend: a grounding earthiness from the cornmeal, a comforting sweetness (perhaps from a touch of honey or maple syrup) that speaks to the romantic and hopeful themes in his work, and a subtle, almost imperceptible nutty warmth that hints at the depth and maturity in his more recent albums.
He wouldn't need much accompaniment, perhaps just a pat of butter, because, like Ed himself, he'd be wholly satisfying on his own. He'd be the kind of cornbread you'd reach for on a rainy day, offering a sense of coziness and familiarity, making you feel right at home with every bite. Just like his music, he'd be universally appealing, a staple that brings a smile to your face and a warmth to your soul.
This is one of my favorite albums of all time.
Prompt: movie poster for "Turd Ferguson Saves Thanksgiving"
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Just brewed this on Memorial Day and it is quite delicious. Really tropical fruit forward with a bit of dank.
5.5 gal batch
12 lb Maris Otter
1.5 lb White Wheat
1.5 lb Oats
Mash at 152 for 60 min
60 minute boil
2 oz Idaho Gem @ 180 whirlpool
2 oz Strata @ 180 whirlpool
4 oz Idaho Gem @ dry hop day 2
4 oz Strata @ dry hop day 2
yeast: White Labs WPL007
2.4g baking soda
10.1g calcium chloride
0.9g epsom salt
3.4g gypsum
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