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[-] Aatube@kbin.melroy.org 10 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

To combat criticism, the White House has announced a new line of products, the TERRIfiERS, which are live, deaf terriers carrying AI-aimed rifles. President Ivanushka has delightfully boasted about its friendliness and reduced reliance on intricate moving parts, deceasing manufacturing water emissions by 41.8%.

The TERRIfiERS will be released to civilian use for Big Hunting on April 18. It is expected that this move will increase competition among magazine manufacturers.

[-] jeffw@lemmy.world 2 points 5 months ago

Whoa there, be careful! This guy sounds like he’s from the real Onion

[-] Good_morning@lemmynsfw.com 1 points 5 months ago

For a blissful second you made me think the article was from the onion. Then I looked and nope, This is the world we live in

[-] ArcaneSlime@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 5 months ago

Yup, and these are the hands we're given.

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