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If I'm elected president I promise on day one every American will receive a daily ration of under cooked pork (hexbear.net)

submitted 10 months ago by Robert_Kennedy_Jr@hexbear.net to c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net

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You will not be allowed to cook it. It's epic bacon time.

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[–] Robert_Kennedy_Jr@hexbear.net 6 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

It's what my uncle would have wanted before the CIA shot him in the fucking head. My head however is now impervious to bullets, they will just go straight through like in a cartoon.

[–] PolandIsAStateOfMind@lemmygrad.ml 4 points 10 months ago

See? Be wary with proposing such election bacon, there's bound to be pretty many potential voters for that, and even more as the food insecurity progress in USA. Can't you just promise more genocide like every respectable candidate?