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[–] vox@sopuli.xyz 57 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

there are simd accelerated json decoders

[–] manmachine@lemmy.world 67 points 11 months ago (2 children)

every day we stray further from god

[–] xmunk@sh.itjust.works 22 points 11 months ago (3 children)

Don't worry, they still make extensive use of regexes.

[–] dan@upvote.au 5 points 11 months ago

I didn't think any JSON parsers used regex given how simple the grammar is... but I've seen some horrors, so I shouldn't rule it out.

[–] ByteJunk@lemmy.world 5 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Can you at least wait for me to die before taking me to hell, Satan?

[–] xmunk@sh.itjust.works 9 points 11 months ago

Satan? There is no Satan here...

ZA̡͊͠͝LGΌ ISͮ̂҉̯͈͕̹̘̱ TO͇̹̺ͅƝ̴ȳ̳ TH̘Ë͖́̉ ͠P̯͍̭O̚​N̐Y̡ H̸̡̪̯ͨ͊̽̅̾̎Ȩ̬̩̾͛ͪ̈́̀́͘ ̶̧̨̱̹̭̯ͧ̾ͬC̷̙̲̝͖ͭ̏ͥͮ͟Oͮ͏̮̪̝͍M̲̖͊̒ͪͩͬ̚̚͜Ȇ̴̟̟͙̞ͩ͌͝S̨̥̫͎̭ͯ̿̔̀ͅ

[–] nickwitha_k 1 points 11 months ago

That's actually ok with me.