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[-] manmachine@lemmy.world 67 points 7 months ago

every day we stray further from god

[-] xmunk@sh.itjust.works 22 points 7 months ago

Don't worry, they still make extensive use of regexes.

[-] ByteJunk@lemmy.world 5 points 7 months ago

Can you at least wait for me to die before taking me to hell, Satan?

[-] xmunk@sh.itjust.works 9 points 7 months ago

Satan? There is no Satan here...

ZA̡͊͠͝LGΌ ISͮ̂҉̯͈͕̹̘̱ TO͇̹̺ͅƝ̴ȳ̳ TH̘Ë͖́̉ ͠P̯͍̭O̚N̐Y̡ H̸̡̪̯ͨ͊̽̅̾̎Ȩ̬̩̾͛ͪ̈́̀́͘ ̶̧̨̱̹̭̯ͧ̾ͬC̷̙̲̝͖ͭ̏ͥͮ͟Oͮ͏̮̪̝͍M̲̖͊̒ͪͩͬ̚̚͜Ȇ̴̟̟͙̞ͩ͌͝S̨̥̫͎̭ͯ̿̔̀ͅ

[-] dan@upvote.au 5 points 7 months ago

I didn't think any JSON parsers used regex given how simple the grammar is... but I've seen some horrors, so I shouldn't rule it out.

[-] nickwitha_k 1 points 7 months ago

That's actually ok with me.

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