The cum extraction team was absolutely devastated. They had to pull one man out and decommission him for trauma as he was up to his elbows in viscera, fruitlessly trying to jack off a nearly unrecognizable mound of flesh.

[–] 7bicycles@hexbear.net 22 points 1 year ago (1 children)

That sure is a sentence

[–] MemesAreTheory@hexbear.net 25 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I bring my A game to the sickos here on hexbear. Many people think that's a mistake, but I don't know how to stop at this point.

[–] 7bicycles@hexbear.net 17 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Yeah I'll say that's some S+ tier wordsmithing there. I think you should use your powers for better sentences as per content, but I'll be damned if that one isn't gonna bounce around the noggin for the rest of my life

[–] MemesAreTheory@hexbear.net 6 points 1 year ago

Copy pasta that shit if you like. Spam it at zionists and tell them you have photographic proof but it's just a link to PPB ppb-gigachad

[–] peeonyou@hexbear.net 9 points 1 year ago

oh wow.. this is a keeper