this post was submitted on 18 May 2024
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[–] motherofmonsters@hexbear.net 59 points 1 year ago

What a tragedy, losing 5 generals in one accident

[–] citrussy_capybara@hexbear.net 52 points 1 year ago (1 children)

guessing since they were misidentified at first that the cum extraction didn’t happen in time

[–] MemesAreTheory@hexbear.net 54 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

The cum extraction team was absolutely devastated. They had to pull one man out and decommission him for trauma as he was up to his elbows in viscera, fruitlessly trying to jack off a nearly unrecognizable mound of flesh.

[–] 7bicycles@hexbear.net 22 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] MemesAreTheory@hexbear.net 25 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I bring my A game to the sickos here on hexbear. Many people think that's a mistake, but I don't know how to stop at this point.

[–] 7bicycles@hexbear.net 17 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Yeah I'll say that's some S+ tier wordsmithing there. I think you should use your powers for better sentences as per content, but I'll be damned if that one isn't gonna bounce around the noggin for the rest of my life

[–] MemesAreTheory@hexbear.net 6 points 1 year ago

Copy pasta that shit if you like. Spam it at zionists and tell them you have photographic proof but it's just a link to PPB ppb-gigachad

[–] peeonyou@hexbear.net 9 points 1 year ago

oh wow.. this is a keeper

[–] Nakoichi@hexbear.net 50 points 1 year ago (1 children)

This will never stop being funny to me. Up there with flag kicker guy and dumbasses getting domed in the open because they have zero discipline or situational awareness and the build that got blown up by a rocket cuz they were trying to rig it for demolition.

[–] ashinadash@hexbear.net 22 points 1 year ago (1 children)

With how much they tend to kill IOF soldiers, maybe this is the most moral army in the world??

[–] GinAndJuche@hexbear.net 12 points 1 year ago

“First as tragedy second as farce” version of Masada.

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 32 points 1 year ago

This is like when amerikan soldiers die in "training accidents". Expect to see more of this as the iof keeps getting clapped. They're not gonna admit how bad they're losing in Gaza.

[–] volcel_olive_oil@hexbear.net 24 points 1 year ago (1 children)

an incident of so-called friendly fire

because it wasn't friendly fire, actually
and another thing: I'm not coping and seething. don't put it in the paper that I coped and seethed

[–] GinAndJuche@hexbear.net 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)

What’s the actual happening you think was the real event?

I could easily believe the tank excuse being used to coverup one of those booby trapped buildings getting a big win, as an example.

[–] volcel_olive_oil@hexbear.net 9 points 1 year ago

I personally think it was friendly fire.

I was emulating the author of whatever article the screenshot is of who decided to add a "so called" in front of friendly fire because they needed to justify the incident as a "not my guys making a mistake, no no no" to protect their ego or something

I just think that's a very weird thing to write

[–] sub_ubi@lemmy.ml 20 points 1 year ago

Likely killed by resistance fighters

[–] SexUnderSocialism@hexbear.net 19 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)
[–] lnxtx@feddit.nl 18 points 1 year ago
[–] mayo_cider@hexbear.net 15 points 1 year ago

This is what happens if we keep feeding weapons to the middle east, the slurs turn them against us

[–] Tankiedesantski@hexbear.net 13 points 1 year ago (2 children)

How does a tank shell or even sustained tank fire take out 4 sergeants and a captain with zero privates being harmed? Did the tank light up a staff meeting or what?

[–] barrbaric@hexbear.net 16 points 1 year ago

The meme that every conscript in Israel is an officer is somewhat based on truth. They give out promotions very readily to try to ego boost conscripts so they'll stay in the colonial occupation forces longer.

[–] infuziSporg@hexbear.net 10 points 1 year ago

with zero privates being harmed

They're getting more proactive about their gonad harvesting.

[–] JohnBrownNote@hexbear.net 11 points 1 year ago
[–] SpicyLizards@reddthat.com 11 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Hamas were in the tunnels in the turret! Doctors without border put them there! Bomb the schools!

[–] MemesAreTheory@hexbear.net 10 points 1 year ago
[–] 2Password2Remember@hexbear.net 10 points 1 year ago

owned lol

Death to America

RIP to Felix in the bottom right. You were my least favorite Chapo, but I'm still going to miss you anyway

What a shame. It’s so anti semitic, why would Palestine do this?

[–] xkyfal18@lemmygrad.ml 7 points 1 year ago

Not my problem

[–] infuziSporg@hexbear.net 4 points 1 year ago

When will we condemn the murderers of all these Israelis and resolve to bring these terrorists to justice?

[–] ChaosMaterialist@hexbear.net 3 points 1 year ago