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Louisiana becomes 1st state to require the Ten Commandments be posted in classrooms (www.nola.com)

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[-] Everythingispenguins@lemmy.world 13 points 2 months ago

Does it say which ten commandments?

[-] nexguy@lemmy.world 9 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Thou shalt not make a sandwich while at a stop light

[-] TodaviaTyler@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

Thou shalt indicate and check thy rear view mirrors before changing lanes.

[-] Everythingispenguins@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

But I have a BMW

[-] Naz@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 months ago

In which case you're exempt from the law, Blind Man Wagon.

[-] Everythingispenguins@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

Even if you're really hungry? Or say it's like a really really tasty sandwich. There's got to be some wiggle number right.

[-] PM_Your_Nudes_Please@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

Thou shalt not show up to church just to eat all the Jeez-Its and drink all the wine, then awkwardly leave after drunkenly asking the pastor’s daughter if she wants to bang in the belfry

this post was submitted on 18 May 2024

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