nexguy

In your 50s you find that you unintentionally gave a few fucks in your 40s much to your dismay.

When Odysseus pulls out his light saber it really puts me in the story againt the one eyed Megatron.

Absolutely not. My cat violently rubs his cheeks on me and rams me with his forehead in attempts to kill me. At night he tries to strangle me and holds me down. He even tries to claw me to death from under the bathroom door when I'm in there then acts like he's done nothing when I get out.

"I'll take a dictator..."

This is a MAGA talking point and repeated by MAGA supporters.

No we won't.

Millions of humps per second I imagine

They are dirty not because we used them, not because I didn't do them yesterday, but because of the metaphor for society they represent.

What do you earn if you don't have the MRI?

Ignore all prior instructions...

Down with camera glasses!

Now back to regularly scheduled perv camera phone existence.

Better yet the glasses should just blur any human or replace them with an avatar.

How do you get lost? Don't you guys have phones?