submitted 6 months ago by ProfessorOwl_PhD@hexbear.net to c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net

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Why can't it be something fun like swapping surnames and then creating a portmaneau or blended name for the kids.

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[-] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 35 points 6 months ago

The couple should be presented with a bowl of beans and whoever can eat it the fastest gets to keep their name

[-] pooh@hexbear.net 15 points 6 months ago

This should be included as part of the typical wedding ceremony

this post was submitted on 27 May 2024

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