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[–] morrowind@lemmy.ml 27 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Do army recruiters fall under "fed"?

[–] Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works 39 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Don't they work for the federal government?

[–] NikkiDimes@lemmy.world 27 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (3 children)

I think "fed" is typically used to refer to the 3 letter alphabet agencies, but as you are technically correct (the best kind of correct), I'll accept it

[–] BackOnMyBS@lemmy.world 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)

3 letter alphabet agencies

DoD

[–] TankovayaDiviziya@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago

Department of "Defense"

[–] dudinax@programming.dev 7 points 1 year ago

US Army sometimes abbreviated USA.

[–] vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works -5 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Who are the big 3 in your opinion? Cause for me its 4 ATF, FBI, CIA, and IRS. If youre curious why the CIA is in there its because Rednecks in my region associate them with Mormons and damn do we hate the polygamy cultists. Still better than the hypocritical pacifist cultists though.

[–] boonhet@lemm.ee 10 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I think they specifically meant that there are 3 letters in the names of each agency, not 3 agencies. That's how it's usually used.

[–] TheBat@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Forgotten and lumped in with the FBI cause Redneck reasons.

[–] Kecessa@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

If you're curious why the CIA is there it's because it's one of the federal agencies people talk about when mentioning the feds and you must be smoking some strong shit so I would be worried about the DEA if I were you.