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[-] KISSmyOSFeddit@lemmy.world 261 points 2 months ago

"To run a train on someone" means you and a lot of your friends have sex with them, one after another.

[-] noride@lemm.ee 102 points 2 months ago

You have to open with "Chugga Chugga Choo Choo, we're all gonna run a train on you!" Or it's just a plain ole gangbang.

[-] anarchrist@lemmy.dbzer0.com 20 points 2 months ago

From the Orgy region of France

[-] humorlessrepost@lemmy.world 16 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Also a gangbang is many to many, while a train is many to one.

[-] grue@lemmy.world 90 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

No, you're thinking of an orgy. Trains and gangbangs are both many-to-one, with the difference between them being that the former is sequential while the latter is simultaneous.

[-] wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 38 points 2 months ago
[-] variants@possumpat.io 12 points 2 months ago

When a gang member asks if you bang, now you know what they mean

[-] DarkThoughts@fedia.io 12 points 2 months ago

This is more porn knowledge. Most people don't actually experience gangbangs or orgies in their lives. Maybe if someone is into the whole swinger culture.

[-] SailorMoss@sh.itjust.works 66 points 2 months ago

Linux shouldn’t let itself be slutshamed. Linux should proud of what a good little slut it is.

Also seeing the Nitter theme like a year after its death hits hard.

[-] jkozaka@lemm.ee 13 points 2 months ago

We still have other nitter intances like nitter.poast.net at least.

[-] Andromxda@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 2 months ago

That's exactly what I used. You can change the theme in the settings. I hate their default green theme, so I changed it to the standard Nitter theme.

[-] wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 58 points 2 months ago

"You know when you run many commands in the terminal with &&? Like that but with penises."

[-] KISSmyOSFeddit@lemmy.world 33 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

This comment combines two of life's experiences that are usually seperate.

[-] hydroptic@sopuli.xyz 65 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

unzip && strip && touch && finger && grep && mount && fsck && more && yes && fsck && fsck && umount && clean && sleep

Edit: and yes, this joke is older than the gods as evidenced by the presence of finger, and I'm not sure clean is a thing in modern UN*X distros. Not in FreeBSD at any rate

[-] pipows@lemmy.today 15 points 2 months ago

I can't read fsck as anything other than "fs check"

[-] QuazarOmega@lemy.lol 8 points 2 months ago

nahh, you're lying, and you know that

[-] DAMunzy@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 2 months ago

It sounds like fisk in my head.

[-] DAMunzy@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 2 months ago

It sounds like fisk in my head.

[-] pkmkdz@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 months ago

All while one of the users has gimp in their session

[-] Turun@feddit.de 9 points 2 months ago

So it stops once someone doesn't finish?

[-] genuineparts@infosec.pub 3 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Well in a way yes. It's a blocking interface.

[-] wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

Look, some of us take our time, and so others think the process has stalled, but it will complete eventually. Just take a number and you will be summoned in the order you arrived.

And will someone hose the party favor down? And how do you even get that on the ceiling?! Joey TAKE THE HOSE OUT OF YOUR ASS!

[-] FiniteBanjo@lemmy.today 6 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

American here, never once heard this phrase used. Seems kind of dumb to have it, like it doesn't even save time describing the situation and if you're already talking about this then you're past the point of worrying about vulgar language.

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