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[-] Pat_Riot@lemmy.today 51 points 6 months ago

At 7 cubits tall his skull would still not be that big. They should have claimed it was a nephilim skull instead.

[-] ChihuahuaOfDoom@lemmy.world 25 points 6 months ago
[-] polonius-rex@kbin.run 17 points 6 months ago
[-] Nougat@fedia.io 16 points 6 months ago
[-] Wogi@lemmy.world 6 points 6 months ago

1.8806 " 1880.6 microsmoots. Approximately one kit without the kaboodle.

[-] scutiger@lemmy.world 6 points 6 months ago

That would be millismoots, not microsmoots.

[-] Wogi@lemmy.world 2 points 6 months ago

Yeah in metric but Edwin Schenedererer who came up with the system confused the two in his initial proposal and the convention stuck. It wasn't until years later when he published The theory of lesser Smoot that he corrected his mistake.

[-] Everythingispenguins@lemmy.world 4 points 6 months ago
[-] Hotzilla@sopuli.xyz 2 points 6 months ago

10.5ft = 0.0292 football fields

[-] lol_idk@lemmy.ml 3 points 6 months ago* (last edited 1 month ago)
[-] Everythingispenguins@lemmy.world 2 points 6 months ago

I am sorry can I get that in cheese burgers.

[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 2 points 6 months ago

Why has no one demanded a banana for scale?

[-] Everythingispenguins@lemmy.world 3 points 6 months ago

Goliath predates bananas. They have no validity as a measurement in this circumstance.

[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 3 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

Bananas were apparently first cultivated 7000 years ago, so I'm afraid, based on Biblical chronology, that Goliath post-dates the banana (which predates the creation of the universe) and thus a banana for scale is a valid measurement for his height, as it is the standard reference for scale according to science I just made up.

[-] Everythingispenguins@lemmy.world 2 points 6 months ago

Fucking bananas I bet they were responsible for the creation too. Never trusted those fuckers.

[-] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 2 points 6 months ago

TIL that both football and Oliver Smoot's fraternity pledge predate bananas.

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