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You wouldn't believe it, this guy's a piece of shit

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[-] hello_hello@hexbear.net 77 points 3 months ago

Even the feds dont want him.

[-] Ram_The_Manparts@hexbear.net 65 points 3 months ago

Ok, now I'm 100% convinced the guy is just making this shit up as he goes along lmao

[-] Rom@hexbear.net 60 points 3 months ago

"I don't want any of your money, I want you to know who I am"

jagoff

[-] git@hexbear.net 48 points 3 months ago

"Why yes, of course we'd like to turn off our infinite money printer from Congress" said no fed ever.

[-] BodyBySisyphus@hexbear.net 44 points 3 months ago

I don't talk about this very often, but I have a top secret clearance and was actually sent the script to review. I know this forum is popular with the natsec community, so I'll post it here for the curious. Note that it is for sensitive eyes only, so only view it if you have the proper clearance.

CLASSIFIED INFORMATION

spoiler PINKY SWEAR THAT YOU HAVE CLEARANCE on new.Connection { If(connection.Origin()=="North Korea"){ Shutdown Now } } :::

[-] EpicKebabEater@hexbear.net 15 points 3 months ago

What single script stops all cyber attacks? Did he go and ask the feds to stop using the internet?

[-] rostselmasch@lemmygrad.ml 3 points 3 months ago

Maybe blocking all IP addresses within a range. But I am not a master hacker, so I dont know

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