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got appointed to a position with the federal government with onboarding scheduled to start in about two weeks.

took an at-home THC test after a month abstinent and it was positive

i was recommended for the post by someone I knew and now they're going to look bad to their higher ups

feels bad man

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[-] velox_vulnus@lemmy.ml 6 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

We need our agents within the government. You shan't fail this mission, @Beetle_O_Rourke@hexbear.net. Your next pission, sorry, mission is to badoonk the chonky water canons into the ceramic orifice. Await for next orders.

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