[-] Beetle_O_Rourke@hexbear.net 3 points 1 hour ago

Me applying on LinkedIn for Tandoori Chef at the Saudi Embassy clueless

[-] Beetle_O_Rourke@hexbear.net 25 points 4 hours ago

Thanks, Ozempic!

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Called manager saying "I have been subject to a biological incident. I am requesting a 90 minute unpaid break."

Chat am I getting fired? Civil servant btw.

[-] Beetle_O_Rourke@hexbear.net 19 points 19 hours ago

Not feeling an uncontrollable urge to whip out my hog and start cranking it to any given female character is violence.

[-] Beetle_O_Rourke@hexbear.net 1 points 1 day ago

About 75:25 W2 and untaxed per diem. In the lower 48 yuh.

I get little advance warning of what my work schedule ends up being.

[-] Beetle_O_Rourke@hexbear.net 5 points 1 day ago

Mostly accurate :(

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[-] Beetle_O_Rourke@hexbear.net 46 points 1 day ago

Standard disaster funding for FEMA ran out in August. It was literally impossible for them to deploy personnel before the fiscal year rolled over today.

Functional country moment.

[-] Beetle_O_Rourke@hexbear.net 9 points 1 day ago

That was me up till ~14

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atypical whataboutism smuglord

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Dota Patch 7.37d (www.dota2.com)

crab-partyBRACERScrab-party

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submitted 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) by Beetle_O_Rourke@hexbear.net to c/askchapo@hexbear.net

I work a travel job where meals are covered, and on my first monthlong work order, napkin maths says I will have just under 10k at the end of it.

Coming from a life where I lived in overdraft and HEROES act was peak living, I have no real idea what to do with this much skrilla.

I use a budgeting app that autopulls from my acccounts, and those show that I spend about $1200 per month without rent expenses.

I aim to put about a third of this money inyo index funds, and do mutual aid where I can, but am wondering what are some things more experienced chapos can offer to take into consideration when budgeting.

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[DNB] Jade - Angry (www.youtube.com)
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Tried LMDE and bazzite nvidia, but I just could not for the life of me get Optimus gpu switching on my 7640u laptop from lenovo to play nice.

I am going all AMD for my next desktop, but I am frustrated and tired with torvalds-nvidia

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600W 5090 (allegedly) (videocardz.com)

SOMEBODY CALL NINE-ONE-ONE

SHAWTY FIYA BURNIN' ON THE DANCE FLOOR

WHOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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beanis will never let me down tho

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