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Florida man sneezes his intestines out of his body at restaurant (www.independent.co.uk)

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Florida man sneezes his intestines out of his body at restaurant

I try to read all the articles I post but for this one I noped out after 1 sentence. Enjoy!

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[-] Akasazh@feddit.nl 34 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

For everyone not wanting to read the article, he lived. They checked his intestines for injury and sewed him back up.

The last sentence is the best though:

"While wound dehiscence is a well-known complication, this case is important because evisceration through the abdominal surgical site after cystectomy is poorly described in the medical literature,” the article concludes.

[-] ramirezmike@programming.dev 10 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

"thank you, doctor"

"no sir, thank you!"

[-] cheese_greater@lemmy.world 4 points 6 months ago

I heal you
U heal me [ET glowing finger] 🤞

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