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[-] Cowbee@hexbear.net 21 points 4 months ago

Was there ever a time that the CIA had rizz?

[-] Des@hexbear.net 22 points 4 months ago

lol probably not they were always dorks

but they had lots of weirdos on the payroll in the 60s

[-] EmoThugInMyPhase@hexbear.net 23 points 4 months ago

Back then any random guy with khakis and a flight license could get hired by the CIA. Now it’s LinkedIn bros posting motivational stories while trafficking guns to Ukraine

[-] Caduceus@hexbear.net 9 points 4 months ago

I mean do they even need to traffic them at this point?

[-] EmoThugInMyPhase@hexbear.net 14 points 4 months ago

They hired CIA Jim to woo the girlies

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