[-] EmoThugInMyPhase@hexbear.net 7 points 21 hours ago* (last edited 21 hours ago)

I’m trying to wagemaxx so I can stay adderallpilled

[-] EmoThugInMyPhase@hexbear.net 22 points 21 hours ago

PUSSY IN BIO biden-rember

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It’s like how random citizens would tweet random MAGA shit and Trump would personally sit there and search his name up and retweet them lol

[-] EmoThugInMyPhase@hexbear.net 26 points 21 hours ago

He’s scared of what will happen in Ireland by the end of 2024 data-revolutionary

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How does a global north third worldist stay sane in the face of what might happen, what we've done to others, and what might happen to us when the tables turn?

It will be funny. But hopefully their reactions to me will be similar to the African militants during decolonization. “Let that man go! He is not white! He’s Italian.”

[-] EmoThugInMyPhase@hexbear.net 17 points 21 hours ago
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I imagine legalized gambling in a healthy society is a non consequential pastime. In a country like the US, it’s considered a pension alongside Mr. Beast healthcare

When was this? 1952?

[-] EmoThugInMyPhase@hexbear.net 21 points 1 day ago

Can’t corner the Dorner

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Any feedback would be great. I'm just getting started as a liberal rapper


[Intro: Tim Walz]

Yeah

Now

Now is our time

Now is our time

(That-that-that-that-that-that be Timmy Walz)

[Verse 1: Tim Walz]

Everybody vote for us because we're up now

Took the stage, and we’re scoring like we made the touchdown

Swervin' in the rally, polls go up, POTUS not the ballot down

Used to want the VP, now she's fighting for the countdown

Pull up with our vision, got a future we can watch

Whip it up for justice, baby, let’s go out

Let’s go out, put that vote in, don’t stop

Stack our votes, count 'em up, saw a lot

Got the news, not fake news, hit the spot

'Lection day, 1600, that’s the block

Hit the polls, that’s Trump-free

We’re not here to stress, see

Now we’re here to rally

She keep tryna write in me

Gotta tell my bestie

Someone call my bestie

Think I found my bestie

Link up, make the US free

You know that we’re pushing hope, we’ll be voting next week

Know we had to let Joe go ‘cause he can’t suppress me

[Chorus: Kamala Harris]

Uh, walking to the ballot, what it do? (Huh, uh)

Meet me at the rally with the troops (uh)

I got red voters, I got blue (huh, yeah)

Let that vote count and mail it through (huh, uh)

Biden or Kam' Harri', bro, let’s choose (ooh)

We gon’ change the game, bring the truth (uh, uh)

We gon’ take these folks back to school (uh)

Voters on the floor just like some shoes


This is the first verse and chorus. I would appreciate any feedback

Peace

[-] EmoThugInMyPhase@hexbear.net 34 points 3 days ago

I like when some politician invokes the Geneva conventions, genocide charters, and war crime charters in their west wing speeches in front of cameras, then when the dust settles, the white house will release a letter that says “we sympathize with the goals of these international policies, but we ultimately disagree with them and they are unenforceable.”

[-] EmoThugInMyPhase@hexbear.net 54 points 3 days ago

Someone make a Joker edit of this Pringle picture

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What if I did it?

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The US wanted to nuke every little country that defied them. I wish the US’ fears of judeo bolshevism at the highest levels of government were real because it deserved a whole lot worse than atom bomb secrets being passed to the only countries willing/able to hold the US accountable.

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Normal behavior when I wake up: “Anal sex. It’s morally wrong.”

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Guy who lives in the most privileged country in the world with the ability to afford land and stupid toys: “we could end up like Ukraine any second now. Better learn CQB and boots-on-the-ground patrolling in the drone era!”

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I don’t have anything to look forward to in life except money entering my direct deposit every two weeks and back catalogs of podcasts. I don’t even want to listen to music anymore.

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Now what?

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Not even “install”. Elect. Lol

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