Oh gosh, I'm not sure I could even sift my way through that much toxic masculinity and confidently-incorrect content to even derive a coherent tldr. I guess that everyone is wrong and this 16-year-old post now only serves as a mile marker on the unfortunate decline of online courtesy?

You're better off just watching the video linked by @fahfahfahfah@lemmy.billiam.net

They can't reach agreement on how many days there are in a week, and everybody is calling everybody else fucking retards while doing it.