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[-] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 30 points 1 week ago

I tried faking an orgasm once. It didn't work. I'm a guy, and she instantly called my bluff.

[-] asteriskeverything@lemmy.world 19 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

You forgot to flex your kegals. Then claim dehydration.

[-] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago

Actually I think it was the poor acting, and the fact that I still had an erection.

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