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Showerthoughts

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A "Showerthought" is a simple term used to describe the thoughts that pop into your head while you're doing everyday things like taking a shower, driving, or just daydreaming. The most popular seem to be lighthearted clever little truths, hidden in daily life.

Here are some examples to inspire your own showerthoughts:

Rules

  1. All posts must be showerthoughts
  2. The entire showerthought must be in the title
  3. No politics
    • If your topic is in a grey area, please phrase it to emphasize the fascinating aspects, not the dramatic aspects. You can do this by avoiding overly politicized terms such as "capitalism" and "communism". If you must make comparisons, you can say something is different without saying something is better/worse.
    • A good place for politics is c/politicaldiscussion
  4. Posts must be original/unique
  5. Adhere to Lemmy's Code of Conduct and the TOS

If you made it this far, showerthoughts is accepting new mods. This community is generally tame so its not a lot of work, but having a few more mods would help reports get addressed a little sooner.

Whats it like to be a mod? Reports just show up as messages in your Lemmy inbox, and if a different mod has already addressed the report, the message goes away and you never worry about it.

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[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 30 points 11 months ago (2 children)

I tried faking an orgasm once. It didn't work. I'm a guy, and she instantly called my bluff.

[–] asteriskeverything@lemmy.world 19 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (2 children)

You forgot to flex your kegals. Then claim dehydration.

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 9 points 11 months ago

Actually I think it was the poor acting, and the fact that I still had an erection.

[–] caseyweederman@lemmy.ca 1 points 11 months ago (1 children)

"Make the face, make the noise"

[–] FooBarrington@lemmy.world 3 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] caseyweederman@lemmy.ca 1 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] FooBarrington@lemmy.world 3 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Oh, he's not sneezing in that picture

[–] bhamlin@lemmy.world 2 points 11 months ago

Something's sneezing. 😉