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[-] get_the_reference_@midwest.social 12 points 1 month ago

“It takes more than that to kill a bull moose,” the wounded candidate assured them. He reached into his coat pocket and pulled out a bullet-riddled, 50-page speech. Holding up his prepared remarks, which had two big holes blown through each page, Roosevelt continued. “Fortunately I had my manuscript, so you see I was going to make a long speech, and there is a bullet—there is where the bullet went through—and it probably saved me from it going into my heart. The bullet is in me now, so I cannot make a very long speech, but I will try my best.”

[-] GraniteM@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

Imagine how long of a speech he'd have given if he hadn't been shot.

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