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[-] DaddleDew@lemmy.world 114 points 1 month ago

He's going to find a way to compliment himself for "dodging the shot" as if it hadn't been pure dumb luck.

[-] pyre@lemmy.world 59 points 1 month ago

to be fair, this is nothing compared to the number of bullets he dodged in the Vietnam war.

[-] VaalaVasaVarde@sopuli.xyz 38 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

I saw the bullet on the way, dodged it, and directed the return fire before the lady agent went for me (they can't resist me you know)...

Put that into a trump translator and bingo.

[-] lemmylommy@lemmy.world 20 points 1 month ago

And the bullet said, with tears in its eyes: „Sir,….“

[-] Snowclone@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

Always with the 'sir'

[-] Hubi@feddit.org 18 points 1 month ago

He's probably about to turn it into a "I was spared by the grace of God because my crusade against evil wasn't yet finished" kind of thing.

[-] JeeBaiChow@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

Ironic, if he had leaned left at the time.

[-] SulaymanF@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

Remember how he claimed he would have stopped a school shooting if only he had been there?

[-] DaddleDew@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

Yes. How that was not seen as the pathetic chest beatings of an insecure idiot craving praise that it was by the people attending his rallies is beyond me.

this post was submitted on 14 Jul 2024
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