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Collapsing Nation Still Somehow Expects Singer to Perform Anthem Sober
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This finally got me curious to have a look.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WjSiCqLUr7A
Gods. That was indeed bad.
That was impressively bad lmao I'm surprised she wasn't immediately booked to perform for the RNC
Apparently she immediately checked herself into rehab
Rehab won't help the creeping sense of dread consuming us all. But glad she's trying.
I’d lord it over the others in rehab. Oh, your lowest moment resulted in your family hating you? Mine was aired nationally and will be viewable for the rest of my life! In your face!
But seriously, I hope she finds what she needs in rehab.
Lol, do they actually have fireworks in every match?
That's incredibly cringe. Well the whole thing about singing the national anthem is cringe but the fireworks really makes it 10x worse.
Screw the environment. More CO2 please.
It's actually pretty easy to make carbon neutral fireworks, since it's only dependent on the energy put into the system and black powder historically used charcoal as it's fuel source which is renewable.
But that carbon wouldn't be in the air otherwise, so not good. Reduce, reuse, recycle.
Unless you're planting trees and then cutting them down to bury them, it absolutely would.
No, in that case, you're digging up carbon in trees, lighting it and putting it in the sky...
Only if it's virgin forest. I said it could be carbon neutral which would imply tree farming. The only way you can sequester carbon with trees is literally burying them.
This was an All-star game, not a normal match.
What is an all star game?
I think it's just an exhibition game with the best players in the league. Exhibition meaning not part of the normal season, but it's a special event.
Thanks
It started off okay and then wow did it take an abrupt turn.
Whole thing sounded like she learned singing from tiktok that morning
Stealing from the comment section on that video
"First Trumps ear, now ours!"
Holy fuck that was the worst singing I have ever heard in my entire life
This has to be on purpose
I think I've found my new ringtone
Talk about Wishful Drinking