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Florida police tell people to stop taking selfies with ‘depressed’ black bear (www.theguardian.com)

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[-] henfredemars@infosec.pub 33 points 5 months ago

On the bright side, this is a self-solving problem.

[-] FlashMobOfOne@lemmy.world 27 points 5 months ago

Yeah, but when the poor boy chomps down on some dumbass with a cell phone that whole community's going to want it dead. :(

[-] henfredemars@infosec.pub 12 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Technically speaking it’s still a self-solving problem in that case also.

But you are correct. The human is the most dangerous animal on the planet.

[-] intensely_human@lemm.ee 2 points 5 months ago

Harambe 2: Bear

[-] Beaver@lemmy.ca -2 points 5 months ago

Them*

[-] ouRKaoS@lemmy.today 6 points 5 months ago

I'm patiently waiting for the "Find Out" follow up story

[-] kayos@lemmy.world 2 points 5 months ago

Darwin works in many mysterious/logical ways.

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