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[-] Blockocheese@hexbear.net 50 points 4 months ago

You need to go on a run everyday until the end of this year, comrade

We need more post material

[-] CloutAtlas@hexbear.net 35 points 4 months ago

Week where decades happen is just when someone gets really into cardio

[-] Egon@hexbear.net 23 points 4 months ago

Time is perception and those runs do feel like weeks tbh

[-] Egon@hexbear.net 25 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

The secret service finally connects the dots and sends a hit squad to kill my ass when Putin and Xi announce they're going to get gay married

[-] redtea@lemmygrad.ml 14 points 4 months ago

They won't catch you after all that training.

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