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Harris picks Walz for VP (www.newsweek.com)

submitted 3 months ago by Philosoraptor@hexbear.net to c/electoralism@hexbear.net

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I was sure it was going to be professional genocide ghoul Shapiro. Color me surprised.

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[-] Philosoraptor@hexbear.net 53 points 3 months ago

The mandatory Midwestern diet of exclusively honey ham and corn is not conducive to aging gracefully.

[-] crime@hexbear.net 31 points 3 months ago

hey now, you forgot the third food group, cream cheese

[-] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 27 points 3 months ago

[-] operacion_ogro@hexbear.net 13 points 3 months ago

They should replace the Illuminati pyramid on dollar bills with this

[-] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 8 points 3 months ago

~~THE ALL-SEEING EYE~~

THE TWO CREAMCHEESE CONTAINERS

[-] AcidSmiley@hexbear.net 19 points 3 months ago

If you store the cream cheese within viewing distance of salt and pepper, it basically counts as guacamole.

[-] crime@hexbear.net 15 points 3 months ago

pepper? too spicy

[-] AcidSmiley@hexbear.net 14 points 3 months ago

In that case, you can substitute ketchup.

[-] Findom_DeLuise@hexbear.net 12 points 3 months ago

Fun fact: "ketchup" is the Midwestern word for "salsa"

[-] TheDeed@hexbear.net 2 points 3 months ago

Thought that was "ranch "

[-] gueybana@hexbear.net 15 points 3 months ago

You mean ranch dressing

[-] crime@hexbear.net 18 points 3 months ago

mix it all together and baby you've got a casserole

[-] Southloop@hexbear.net 18 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

I believe they would call that a “salad” in Minnesota.

[-] Wertheimer@hexbear.net 13 points 3 months ago

Frog eye salad is a sweet and creamy fluffy style salad that features mandarin oranges and pineapple. The pastel marshmallows make it extra fun. It is perfect for Easter or any time! If you are a fan of Midwestern fluff salads, you are in the right place.