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[-] TheOakTree@lemm.ee 38 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

How to end up on a watchlist:

Pressure cooker, nails, prepaid phone

[-] perviouslyiner@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Casio F-91W watch, soldering iron, electronics wire.

[-] tetris11@lemmy.ml 4 points 1 month ago

You're going to hang up balloons and cook a homemade meal for your SO on their birthday, and surprise them with a new phone

this post was submitted on 12 Aug 2024
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