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[-] Etterra@lemmy.world 16 points 4 months ago

Whiskey, hammer, baby rattle.

[-] tetris11@lemmy.ml 1 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

You're going to surprise some friends' newborn with a custom baby rattle made from an empty whiskey bottle and the handle of a hammer. Very chique

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