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[-] thesporkeffect@lemmy.world 3 points 4 months ago

Easy. George Soros made them hurt the economy to fund his space laser.

[-] KillingTimeItself@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 4 months ago

georgey boy has a space laser?

[-] thesporkeffect@lemmy.world 5 points 4 months ago

All Jews apparently get a time share slot on the space laser. If Marjorie Tarjorie Greene is to be believed

[-] KillingTimeItself@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 4 months ago

they get a time share? Damn, i gotta get in on this shit

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