I don't know if he has the Standing School post-grad needed to stand wearing a plate carrier and level 4 plates for that long, he'd probably fall over and get stuck on his back like a turtle

[–] Frank@hexbear.net 16 points 11 months ago

It would be very funny.

[–] Infamousblt@hexbear.net 15 points 11 months ago

This is how we know Trump has lost his rizz. 2016 Trump would have done this.

[–] crosswind@hexbear.net 14 points 11 months ago

trump-who-must-go TRUMP kevlar ear covers now available folks, I wear them, they're the best. People said I shouldn't wear these, they showed me a diagram of a plane with all these red dots on it, and they told me I couldn't put armor where the dots are, can you believe that? They said you can't put armor on the red dots because people might get offended. Well folks I don't care what they say I'm putting the armor where the bullets go.

[–] OptimusSubprime@hexbear.net 13 points 11 months ago

Yeah, I thought they were gonna go for the whole "Trump as 50 Cent" thing after the shooting.

[–] wtypstanaccount04@hexbear.net 7 points 11 months ago

Thinking about that video of Castro showing off his "bulletproof vest" and it's just his bare chest fidel-cool