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[-] SilentObserver@lemm.ee 102 points 3 months ago

2022 years ago? So this must be Christ reincarnated.

[-] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 67 points 3 months ago

No no. Jesus was born on 0AD. This kid was born on 2AD. Jesus would have been 2 years old, so he hadn't yet died.

Whats more concerning, is this is being posted by one of the kids parents. Which means THEY were born sometime in BCE. Which means they were alive and old enough to have kids when Jesus was born.

WHY ARE THEY NOT REVEALING THEIR TRICKS OF IMMORTALITY????

And also, why are they threatening their kids life?

[-] boonhet@lemm.ee 16 points 3 months ago

I thought Jesus was born a few years after his official birth year though?

[-] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 13 points 3 months ago

About 34 years later, yeah. But it was also 40 days after his death. Making Jesus a zombie. Or, alternatively, it makes religion as a whole self admitted bullshit. Your call, christians.

[-] PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca 5 points 3 months ago

There are other options besides those two, like not having accurate historical records to know the actual date of birth and death, so that there are lots of conflicting accounts.

I agree that religion in general is a crock used by charlatans to control people.
But I suspect that this isn't the gotcha you think it is, especially because I don't think that the precise dates really matter to the religion.

[-] Archer@lemmy.world 4 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

What? No, Jesus was a Lich

[-] blackris@discuss.tchncs.de 9 points 3 months ago

A small correction and „fun fact“: there is no year zero. 1 BC is followed by 1 AD. Consequently things like the turn of the millennium happen a year after we celebrate them. But people found that weird.

[-] Buddahriffic@lemmy.world 0 points 3 months ago

Sounds like that just means 0 AD = 1 BC rather than there not being a 0 AD. Could have -1000 AD, too.

[-] pyre@lemmy.world 2 points 3 months ago

that's ISO. if you're putting the AD, 0 is not valid. the BC is specifically there because -AD isn't a thing.

[-] lugal@sopuli.xyz 6 points 3 months ago

The disturbing answer to both of your questions is drinking blood of children keeps you young. It's all about adrenochrome and you can but shouldn't google it

[-] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 9 points 3 months ago

So THAT'S why republicans want to ban abortion, and why mitch mcconnell just WON'T die already.

[-] lugal@sopuli.xyz 2 points 3 months ago

"We will raise your kid", sure you will "raise" them

[-] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 4 points 3 months ago

Raise them right into their mouth.

[-] Aedis@lemmy.world 1 points 3 months ago

Raise as in how you raise a wine glass to drink from it afterwards.

[-] ulterno@lemmy.kde.social 0 points 3 months ago

adrenochrome

Several small-scale studies (involving 15 or fewer test subjects) conducted in the 1950s and 1960s reported that adrenochrome triggered psychotic reactions such as thought disorder and derealization

Interesting. This is probably what makes people, who would normally not kill or do other horrible acts, to do so in conditions of extreme distress and then later have a feeling of it never have actually happened, making them still be able to live life with about the same personality as before.

[-] lugal@sopuli.xyz 2 points 3 months ago

It's long debunked and today a conspiracy theory

[-] ulterno@lemmy.kde.social 2 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Well, it does say "15 or fewer subjects".

So, not much of an expectation

[-] ulterno@lemmy.kde.social 2 points 3 months ago

And also, why are they threatening their kids life?

Probably some Biblical mumbo-jumbo.

[-] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 2 points 3 months ago

I've never seen a post with zero upvotes.....did you un-upvote your own post???

[-] ulterno@lemmy.kde.social 0 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Yes, that's possible to do.

You can even downvote your own post. Like here

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