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Pick your seat, Lemmy
(sh.itjust.works)
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A seating chart for an "8 HOUR FLIGHT" with the text "PICK YOUR SEAT" at the top. The chart is composed of 10 numbered seats, each occupied by a different famous Republican politician or public figure, or the devil. Each number represents a seat, and each seat is either adjacent to or between one or two different individuals.
That's tough. I think I'll have to pick 4 just to stir tension between Alex Jones and Satan.
My second pick would be 8. I'd just repeatedly kick the back of McConnell's seat while asking gaetz if he sex traffics minors because adult women find him creepy. Oh also I'd eat a bunch of awful fast food, booze, and fiber so I'm farting up a death storm and hopefully gassing large marge. Talking to her is pointless. She can smell my fury instead.