Of course seat 3. That would be the only one capable of a really interesting conversation. Just don't sign anything. 😉

I don't care where I sit, I won't be in the seat long. As soon as we're at cruising level I'm charging the cockpit and crashing the fucking plane.

3 for sure. Only good person there. Satan gets a bad rap. All he wanted was for us humans to be free of tyranny and to give us knowledge.

Plus, as others have noted, you get to kick Frumpty Dumpty's seat the whole time.

Does seat 9 include the “full Beetlejuice”?

Number 2.

Strike up some idle chit chat, how ya doing, nice weather etc…

And then a totally innocent… so whaddya do for work?

3 please.

The devil will have some interesting stories about the whole god thing, and I can kick trump’s seat from behind.

Pilot seat, so I can crash the plane and do the world a huuuge favor

#9 cuz dick succs ain't cheatin

9

As awful as they are I might as well get a good over the pants handy from bobert, something tells me she has snail in her though and will probably mash it, worth a shot

Dude I'd love to meet Satan. I'd high five him for having the balls to stand up to the all powerful sky tyrant.

9, I might be able to talk em into letting me cop a feel while getting an angry handy. Or satan, he’s probably got good stories.

Definitely 3 unless its some right wing youtubers profile photo that i don't know about.

But the devil? Sure!

Otherwise mcconel and hulk hogan. Mcconel will probably have another stroke and just zone out for hours. And hogan will rip his shirt and say something racist and get kicked off the plane.

I could sit with Satan and ask him how he fooled everyone else on the plane in to thinking he was God.

Id sit next to Alex Jones. Just stare silently ahead, occasionally lick the air, and moisten my eyes with a wetted towelette. At the end of the flight, turn my whole body towards him, and (remember, without having said a word or acknowledged him in any way) say "Itssss been a plesssure getting to hiss know you." And just slither off the plane.

3 and I'm kicking the seat in front quite a lot. I reckon we're going to spend the whole flight giggling.

9 because I could probably get a handy before the flight is over. Thinking about it I could do the same at 3 as well

Gotta be three.

Sit behind him and kick his chair over and over again the entire duration of the flight. Every time he looks back, just shrug helplessly and point at the guy sitting next to you.

3. I already know every single other person is a shitbag, but Satan's personality is open to interpretation. Shame about the smell of the person in front of me, though.

3, and I'm kicking his seat the whole way. Also I can talk plans with Satan. Maybe get a down payment going on my bar in hell. I'm going to name it, The Bar Men Trip Over.

For an alternative I'll take the seat next to J.D. Vance. I'll remind him he's actually just a journalist with a fancy degree every 15 minutes.

I'd be going to the cockpit to crash the plane

Seat 3 obviously. I love having an empty seat next to me on a flight.

3 for sure. Seems like the most reasonably, least evil choice. Plus, as an atheist, I'd like to get his side of the story.

9, and drinks are on me

Oh Jesus, what's wrong with you. 7 I guess

Seat #9 - at least I could get a handie from BoBo after a few in-flight vodkas…

#3. Satanic temple is surprisingly wholesome

4

Alex Jones is a piece of shit, but sitting next to him would be like listening to a long episode of Knowledge Fight. Also its an aisle seat.

3 and I'll be kicking the whole fucking time

3... Definitely spend the whole time coming up with appropriate eternal torture for the rest

3, it's not even a fucking question.

3 easy. He's the only one on the flight that tells the truth.

How many would choose seat #3? I would.

Number 9 and try to get a handie while MTG is snorting Creatine in the bathroom.

Edit: formatting

On the wing... The left wing.