This game desperately needs split screen. How do?

Please upvote this image so other people will be mildly confused and annoyed because that's funny thanks

Yes I got stoned and used AI to make my thoughts deal with it

I get way more stoned when I get stoned than any of my friends. The only difference is I've taken acid a few times and they haven't. It was several years ago, and I noticed in the weeks that followed weed hit me way the fuck harder. Does that last forever?

I want people to remember this one because we've heard this rhetoric over and over. That if people only didn't vote for 3rd parties everything would be better.

Well that happened. And Democrats still shit the bed.

What's the solution? Can Democrats even be salvaged at this point? No clue. But I want the record to be clear for the next election when they bring this excuse out again.

Either Democrats actually become leftists or we get a party that will.

Let's say I decide I've had enough with this whole Federation business and that humanity would be better represented by a Starfleet that follows my particular ideology. Assuming I could get enough people for crew and support, why can't I start my own Starfleet?

I could replicate ship parts until I have a couple vessels. Go to new worlds and present myself as the official first contact of humanity. I could fly to Vulcan or Bajor and tell them no actually my organization represents humanity.

What's going to stop me?