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I'm such a man that I've had sex that my penis resembles an angel hair pasta noodle made of veiny leather. I'm such a sex laden stud that I can fuck any crevice now. I've reached peaked masculinity by being able to top any nook or cranny. Behold and be shamed.
The couch beckons, Vance
I'll be impressed when you that down to a subatomic size so you can fuck a solid block of steel because your penis fits in the space between the atoms.
Tunnnnghsten baby
Mine can split atoms. Very explosive climax.
Wanna see my downstairs mixup?
Sir, this is a Wendy's.
I started with a little peen and was still able to pleasure women.
I use mine to scrape crumbs out of my keyboard.