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The elites don't want you to know this but the cars at the dealership are free
you can take them home.
I have 458 cars.
If you ask for a test drive, they just trade you keys for your "license" and you can print those at home. Plus, a sales associate will often hop in the passenger seat to come home with you. Free car and a free sales associate. They will probably have a driver's license with them, too, so rinse and repeat.
Hell, when I went for a test drive early this year before I got my car, the sales guy just gave me the keys and told me to bring it back in 30 mins. He just wrote my name down on a piece of paper and let me go; didn't even ask for my license.
The car has a gps tracker and they can just get it if someone bails on them.
Cover the car in tin foil.
If they want that commission, they’re going to earn it, starting with waxing down my new Nissan Altima fleet.
I just walk in and help myself.
I would like to buy some from you. Money is in the strawman account. Promise.
Hi Jay Leno! Touch any of that Tonight Show money yet?