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3-4 more hurricanes gonna hit back to back. Giant toxic chemical clouds in Georgia. A protracted labor battle at the ports.

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[-] MonsterRancher@hexbear.net 22 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)
[-] Infamousblt@hexbear.net 40 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Jesus Christ there's a giant centipede in the middle of the Atlantic no wonder folks are freaking out

[-] Lurker123@hexbear.net 31 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

The size of the centipede is distorted by Mercator projection, it’s not that big, don’t worry.

[-] Sodium_nitride@lemmygrad.ml 2 points 2 months ago

You fool! It's at the equator! The size is undisturbed! We're doooooooooooomed!!!!!!

[-] Lurker123@hexbear.net 2 points 2 months ago

Sorry I couldn’t quite hear that over the sound of my rocket engine as I head to a new planet. But as I was saying, nothing to fear from the centipede.

[-] DefinitelyNotAPhone@hexbear.net 13 points 2 months ago

It eats the other sea leviathans, so it's good to let it skitter around untroubled.

[-] REgon@hexbear.net 11 points 2 months ago

And yet the government insists on sending more money to Israel, instead of doing the sensible thing with the money: Building giant mechs to fight the centipede in the Atlantic before it reaches the coast

[-] Wakmrow@hexbear.net 7 points 2 months ago

If only Trump were still in office he would nuke it before it gets to us

[-] Belly_Beanis@hexbear.net 3 points 2 months ago

Ommunism is when there's a comically large spoon to eat all the grain and capitalism is when there's a JFC-sized centipede.

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