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Alpha Male in Critical Condition After Accidentally Touching Unopened Box of Tampons (thehardtimes.net)

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[-] Crackhappy@lemmy.world 2 points 3 months ago

He is determined to earn the name "Red Beard".

[-] MutilationWave@lemmy.world 3 points 3 months ago

Earn your red wings yet?

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