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[-] PugJesus@lemmy.world 35 points 2 months ago

Alternatively, his blade was not very deadly unless he got it in someone's mouth.

[-] thefartographer@lemm.ee 27 points 2 months ago

"Here, lick my knife."

"No."

"Please?"

"Still no. Who puts a knife in their mouth? If you're trying to poison me, maybe you should put poison on the rim of a stein and offer me some ale."

"I'm the worst assassin ever..."

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