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drops hexbear lore (hexbear.net)

submitted 2 months ago by Aliveelectricwire@hexbear.net to c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net

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[-] mathemachristian@hexbear.net 50 points 2 months ago

Are young cartoon women sexualized by being very attractive.

[-] Erika3sis@hexbear.net 25 points 2 months ago

Wasn't there a Bible quote about this sort of thing

I mean it wasn't about cartoons but y'know

[-] buh@hexbear.net 62 points 2 months ago

“It is easier for a camel to walk through the eye of a needle than it is for a gooner to enter the kingdom of heaven” -Jesus

[-] Erika3sis@hexbear.net 36 points 2 months ago

What's Jesus got against Arsenal?

[-] mathemachristian@hexbear.net 33 points 2 months ago

nothing effective lea-finger-guns

[-] Erika3sis@hexbear.net 15 points 2 months ago

What's the deal with that character, anyways? It would appear she is the protagonist of a video game called CrossCode but I don't know what the deal with that game is.

[-] barrbaric@hexbear.net 21 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

WhyEssEff, the mod who is de facto in charge of adding new emojis, really likes CrossCode. I think that's all there is to it.

[-] Erika3sis@hexbear.net 13 points 2 months ago

Smh we get multiple dozen emojis from this one video game before we get even a single sitelen pona glyph as an emoji. Netopism

[-] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 12 points 2 months ago

I you play CrossCode you won't mind as much. And you'll get to play CrossCode

[-] someone@hexbear.net 7 points 2 months ago

I got a few hours into it, then the fetch-quest stuff started. That's when I checked out. There's some interesting game mechanics but it's way too grindy for me.

[-] Eris235@hexbear.net 5 points 2 months ago

Exactly my opinion. It is interesting in some ways, but it apes the mmo style of quest design too closely for my tastes.

[-] PointAndClique@hexbear.net 17 points 2 months ago

WhyEssEff is #1 fan of the game and also manages the emotes so she added a handful, plus it's a good game to all accounts and the emotes are fun/useful.

[-] mathemachristian@hexbear.net 4 points 2 months ago

I don't know but HexBears Emojis lack finger gun emojis

[-] Mindfury@hexbear.net 9 points 2 months ago

he even plays for them now smh

[-] autismdragon@hexbear.net 19 points 2 months ago

The pluck our your own eye one?

[-] Erika3sis@hexbear.net 14 points 2 months ago

That's the one

[-] TerminalEncounter@hexbear.net 38 points 2 months ago

"Bro, bro, Jesus, tell these women to wear head coverings so we can stop harassing them"

"Oh, is it your eyes causing you to sin? Then take them out, bro."

"BRO. I can't help my wandering hand."

"Oh, your hands too? Better cut them off. Now fuck off you punk and leave these girls alone, I have a bunch of people to feed with a dozen loaves of bread and a couple fish."

[-] GrouchyGrouse@hexbear.net 24 points 2 months ago

I should rewrite the Bible and just make Jesus extra sassy. And then nobody is going to know what to do with it and they're going to have to bury it in the same hole as Saddams blood Quran