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submitted 7 months ago by Ullallulloo@civilloquy.com to c/nottheonion@civilloquy.com

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[–] subignition@fedia.io 39 points 7 months ago (1 children)

I feel bad that people like this are reinforcing the stereotype about the name Karen.

[–] RandomStickman@fedia.io 21 points 7 months ago (3 children)

When I worked retail I had a manager called Karen and she's pretty good, both as a person and as a manager. Some sort of karmic balance?

[–] ShareMySims@sh.itjust.works 16 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Karenic balance

[–] swag_money@lemmy.world 11 points 7 months ago (2 children)

my auntie Karen smokes hash and lives in the rockies

[–] ShareMySims@sh.itjust.works 5 points 7 months ago

She sounds cool..

[–] thefartographer@lemm.ee 3 points 7 months ago

She constantly asks to see the manager so she can get them baked

[–] neoman4426@fedia.io 9 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Had to see the manager so much decided to just do it herself

[–] buddascrayon@lemmy.world 3 points 7 months ago

I hate myself for laughing at this.

[–] RustyEarthfire@lemmy.world 2 points 7 months ago

I hope anytime someone asked for the manager you said, "I'll go get the manager, Karen."