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Now your Honor, I may be a simple country lawyer; but my client here isn't running an illegal lottery to influence an election. He's running a fraudulent illegal lottery to influence an election. (hexbear.net)
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[-] Homer_Simpson@hexbear.net 21 points 1 month ago

Your honor we weren't selling beer we were selling maps to a party with free beer!

[-] WIIHAPPYFEW@hexbear.net 11 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

ohnoes i thought i was just selling premium luxury cardboard boxes handcrafted in a japanese hot spring town how the fuck was i supposed to know there was fentanyl in them

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