being waited on blows. gimme a cafeteria, a deli, a buffet, or a takeout place anyday. I'm not a little dainty lordling playing aristocrat for treat time.

I'll fill my own drinks, get my own silverware, bus my own table, and generally clean up after myself.

hell my favorite place in town does takeout only and only offers 3 choices a week and is only open for lunch. they absolutely crush everybody else by offering the best deal with the best food and the highest quality ingredients. you walk up to a hole in a door and get your food through it.

they also have the benefit of not being purchased by private equity speculators now trying to squeeze their balls to cover the juice on the action.