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[–] southsamurai@sh.itjust.works 87 points 2 months ago (4 children)

Jfc, my wife does this. And it works every fucking time

[–] AceBonobo@lemmy.world 101 points 2 months ago (2 children)

That's a good wife. You should marry her.

[–] Fuck_u_spez_@sh.itjust.works 49 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

I also choose this person's wife.

[–] WILSOOON@programming.dev 1 points 2 months ago

I also choose this guys wife

[–] BradleyUffner@lemmy.world 33 points 2 months ago (1 children)

She sounds awesome. Do you know if she's seeing anyone, in like a serious way?

[–] southsamurai@sh.itjust.works 22 points 2 months ago

Nah, she's got this one old, worn out bastard pf a sasquatch, but she's a free agent otherwise

[–] gamermanh@lemmy.dbzer0.com 25 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Almost 10 years in and my wife is like "I can't believe you love these so much still"

I don't understand that comment honestly

[–] southsamurai@sh.itjust.works 18 points 2 months ago

Yeah, boob owners seem to not fully appreciate the sheer joy of having regular access to boobs for a boob lover. It's like, "I can see and/or touch those forever? Hell yeah!" But I guess if you aren't a boob lover, having them might make them become old hat after the first few years.

The good news? My wife is leaving me her boobs in her will.

[–] AwesomeLowlander@sh.itjust.works 11 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Hint, you should be sad more often.